May 2013
1 tag
ichinoue:
The thing is… even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it. even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it. You wanna know why?...
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
back when i used to not watch sherlock i thought the name benedict cumberbatch was something sexual. i’m not even kidding
HUGS NOT UGH'S
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Help distract me please people
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
“You were everything I was looking for when I wasn’t even looking.”
– Unknown (via perfect)
katpisneverclean:
princess—tveit:
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
Regentville, Australia (NSW)
Cupertino, USA
Chesapeake, USA
Hogwarts, Middle Earth
London, UK
singapore
Azores, Portugal
St. John's, Canada
Słupsk, Poland
Chattanooga, USA
Vancouver, Canada
Calgary, Canada
Jonesboro, USA
heyfunniest:
heyfunniest:
the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”.
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
ghost-anus:
ghost-anus:
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
orgygami:
when theres a long intro before a music video
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
heytherebiebs:
oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL
CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING
I CANt bReATHE
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
saddumbgirl:
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
iwishihadafather:
*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
infauna:
please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
vvierd:
vvierd:
do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
miucciapet:
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
cybercum:
you know that feeling when someone you care about is sad and you want to help but you know you’d make it worse ya i hate that feeling
